Em Hotep Kemetian servants! Welcome to Per-Bastet, also called Bubastis. You have entered the magnificent Royal Palace of Kitten King Tut-ankh-Ror-Ror Ramesses the Great, Ankh Udja Seneb, Lord and Master of  His Kingdom... eh.. now that He has been freed from bondage!

Come.. partake of some fresh honeyed milk and Nile Perch. My lovely Memphite slave girl Azure will be honored to serve you. Ah yes.. She is rather ancient, but she's got two big fluffy pillows to rest my weary head upon, offers an endless supply of peacock feathers, and knows just where to scratch when the scritchin' gets scrunchy.

Grrrrrr-auuu-wwww...

Feast your eyes upon that stunner. It's none other than my twin sister and Chief Wife, the demure and dainty Chocolate and tasty Goddess of amore, our beloved Kitten Queen Nefer-CeeCee. She has the most delicious neck fuzz I have ever tasted, and let me tell you, I have tasted quite a few neck fuzzies in my time. She's fur ball free, soft as silk stalkings and has a purr that's loud enough to do a chainsaw duet. She (and that gorgeous Goddess she was named for) can rev-up my power tools anytime!

Freedom is good.. and pole dancing is all about freedom. So hop on my pole of gold and let's swing along to my favorite songs, "I Feel Free" and "Freedom90"! Oh, there is nothing like swirling about, wind in your whiskers, digging in now and then to produce that high pitched scraaaaappppping sound we all know and love.

You like my slick golden pole? Wait till you see my slave girl's turquoise canopy netting and azure satin comforter. What fun we will have just tearing them to shreds!

Merrrrrrr-auuuuuuu-wwwwwww....

You may visit as long as you wish, but this Kitten King makes no promises that He will stay with you. You see, I have a Great Cat Necropolis and Temple to design.. there, on the outskirts of Bubastis, with Royal Architect Miw.

Hey- It's good to be the Kitten King!