Cead mil Failte! I am Culann,
Brehyrion of the Mighty Brigantes Confederacy!

(singing) This land is myyyy laaand, this land is...well...myyy laaand...from the Humber Riverrrrrr....to the Firth of Fooo-oooorth....if you're not Briganteeeeees, we'll whip your asseeessss...this land is made for Briganteeeeeeees!

Of course you know, the "Brigantes" were a confederacy...a group of tribes. Being the Brehyrion...the..."philosopher king"...puts me in a position of power over all the tribes in the confederacy. That makes me the capo di tutti capi. Now...I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse...join Brigantia. I promise you'll have a good time. you have my word of honor. And where I come from, A Parabla d'onuri vali sangu, baby.

See the hot blonde over there? That's the girl I'm gonna marry. She's the onliest girl who didn't wanna "tame" me or housebreak me like I'm a brain-damaged puppy. That's Erin, and she's the most wonderful woman created by man, gods, or whatever powers there be.

I Am the Brehyrion of the mightiest tribe of the North...last to fall to Roman Imperialism...the Mighty

I won I won I won! I won the Samhain Immrama Warrior's Triple Challenge! Was there ANY doubt in your mind that a BRIGANTES would win it?

Here's the area controlled by the Brigantes, as of ca. 69 AD...

Yeah, so I'm King Vercingetorix. Didn't he die like a punk? I wish I'd never taken his stupid test. Damn it.

I THINK I'm still the bouncer over there. I haven't talked to Oset o AzureEyes FOREVER. HINT. HINT.

Beware, or my Falcata of Instant Arsehole Destruction will rain...er...destruction on you. Oh, you wanna SEE it? It's on the next page...

I swiped this from my buddy Vortigern Aedui. I'm not sure he knows that I stole it, so...shhhhh...
Running away? You yellow . . .

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Here we go again...I won this event in 2004. I didn't win in 2005, because I didn't play...