Lao Feng didn't had an easy life his parents were runaways from the Communist China in the days of Russia's Socialism downfall he was too young to remember, they had had a hard time in Hong Kong finding jobs being illegal inmigrants, so his father end up selling drugs for the Chinese mafia and his mother became a moviestar in low budget movies that were later smuggled to America and Europe, he ended up in jail and she ran away with her accountant, but Lao's father had managed to leave him a good deal of cash (of doubtful origin), being a musician by nature he met some of his band members when he was locked up in jail for drug comsumption, he had been in trouble many times but money would always grant him freedom, so far he had been expelled from Hong Kong, Taiwan, the two Koreas and Russia.

He really did not understood the whole thing of the hadaka he just knew that he would be doing two of the things he liked most, playing his music and earning lots of cash.

Some less known bands opened the concert, Gogol & Gargol and Guts in the Grill, heaviest Heavy Metal he ever heard from western bands, their style was more like Hardrock and then they were announced.

"And now the band you all had been waiting, he is the Master of Scandal, the Shao-Ling of Rock, the many times arrested, The Ultimate Rebel, The Ayatollah of Fun, just out from re-ab plz welcome Laoooooo Fengggggg and the Tsunami-5"

The audience roared Lao was still smoking his dragon shaped pipe of Opium when he ran into the scenario, hey, if it was legal to do it due this religious festival who was him to contradict them? good thing the concert was taking place in open air, his head would feel fresher, he could see in the distance one of those Shinto temples, himself being a Buddhist had rarely set foot on a Buddhist temple.

Like a king trying to talk with his people he raised his hands requesting silence, he didn't quite successed on it but still he talked this way in his long practiced Japanese with alot of accent:

"Hello Japan allow me to introduce my band, playing the Bass from Seoul South Korea Zing-Zoun-Man not his real name actually" (applause) "Playing the Gitar and electric piano The twins of Rock from Taiwan Long & Tong Fong" (mild applause) "And from the Island of Okinawa playing the drums and weighting 320 pounds your countryman the ex-Sumo Champion Zenzuke Zorayamaaaaaaaa" (roar of deafening applause) and together we are The Tsunami-5.

And the band began to play the rock tunes and as Lao played his guitar he sang at the same time.

Holy sign, Holy sign,
to have you at my side,
shed a kiss be my lass,
this love was meant to last.

Chorus
Religious experience to have you at my side
come ye faithful girl and you will be bride

Holy sign holy sign....