lol

WHO in the hell keeps a spider as pet? Actually my uncle did as I was a child, and I am completely absolutely bordering paranoia level horrified of spiders, but I always liked his tarantulas. They were hilarious. They would do tricks and everything and were oddly cuddly with you. Tentative, but playfull.

But seriously Remy, picture that explaining that job on a date.

"So, I'm a barber and I've had my own salon for 8 years now.. What do you do?"

"Me?"

"um. "

"Well, basically I examine molted tarantula fur to determine sex."

*crickets chirp*