Why does HE *points dramatically at Jin* get his own servant for this journey and I don't?! It's an insult! I ask you, how am I expected to maintain my exquisite looks and composure with no one to help with MY hair and manicure? I am going to have strong words with my writer about this insulting oversight!

*huffs and marches off indignantly. Moments later, the sound of perfume bottles being hurled against the wall can be heard from the Persian boudoir....*

ps. Welcome, Zian! *winks*