The bit about the exploding liver, I mean. Most of those I know are dead or nearly so, either from drink or drugs... or both!

As to the crossbow incident, I have heard similar stories. Copters are delicate and somewhat fragile. Take a nick out of a rotor and they're down. Hit the engine and they're down. Puncture the pressurized fuel tanks and they down all over the place.

And with that, I must bid you all a good, goodnight! It's been fun! Thanks for the invite, Maria.