I *am* curious to know just what my brother, Darius, is making all the noise about. I walk over to him and he points.

"Go see! No one believes me!" he says pitifully.

I walk back behind the screen and see the other tub. Sure enough, there is some huge guy in it all waterlogged. He's tied up and can't escape. I move around to see his face. He looks at me and I can't help but take pity on him. Untying what binds him to the tub, I don't even get a thank you as he grabs a miscellaneous loincloth that is draped over a drying line to cover himself.

Well, doesn't that just beat all...