After years of paying The Man, as soon as we slink back to humble citizenship our names get removed?!?!?!

I took a religious vow! I made a serious, spiritual commitment to the plebs. I swore off my native patrician bearing and haughty demeanor in order to better serve the res publica.

AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?

...and now I exit to don sackcloth and ashes. From now on I shall remember this day as Ash Fourthday.

(at the AVC we don't recognize pagan barbarian gods like "Thurs")