Love for you, and your path of enlightenment.

Cn: *slap*
Vort: *satori*

As for Asia Carrera, who am I to argue with aesthetic fleshly tastes?

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Besides, she looks kinda like Vicky, but not as hot.

Some things are worth standing up for. I don't blame Galileo for backing down in the face of the Inquisition. I mean, big deal, it was merely a matter of perspective. My good scientist friend Strabo Furius will tell you that EVERYWHERE is the center of the universe. Besides, Galileo got his little mumbling shot in: eppure, si muove. He got the last laugh anyway when the Church apologized in 1992.

But putrid comedy is something up with which I cannot put! We must not stop until the last Gallagher is strangled with the entrails of the last Carrot Top! And Dane Cook's taint explodes!

Carry on, young Vort. I am pleased with your progress.

IS IS!
I LOVE YOU EVERYONE!
sincerely,
Papa G