and in walks the all father! He approaches the bar and the bar tender slides a mug of root beer down the length of the table. He catches it as it approaches the end. He takes a deep drink and slams the mug on the table.

"Ok. I'm back and if you have a problem with that, TOUGH! The first thing we are going to do is set a few ground rules here."

He turns to the lady scribes.
"First things first. You ladies will bow and grovel appropriately at my presence. If you don't, I will break out the Sigurdsson 6000 karaoke machine and start singing my country music."