*Watches Acol dusting the shelves and leans over to whisper* You wouldn't believe what it costs to hire decent home-help these days, even illegal immigrants! Just avert your eyes from his loin-cloth.

*Obligingly does some fiddling about* Loose enough for you, honeypot? Wouldn't like anything to fall out into your dish of olives, it could get messy and these are new cushions.

So Crusher is now Crushed in all the wrong places, hmm? Well that's one less bit of competition to worry about. Which reminds me, it's so sweet of you to pin that snapshot of me up in your library. More wine, dear?