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Author: * Kendal Caledonii -
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Date: Nov 3, 2006 - 23:42
And thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the judging panel. Medusa has asked that I accept this award for her. There seems to be some reluctance on the part of the organizers, to allow her to come on stage. I think they’re afraid the audience might get a little too "stoned". At any rate, the lady has given me a few notes of things she want’s me to cover.
*Mac extracts a voluminous sheaf of papers and begins to read*
"I do sooo want to thank you all for this prestigious award."
Shriek from off-stage: "It’s about time you rock-headed fools recognized my talent for what it is!"
Ahem… as I was saying, "Everything I am today, everything I’ve become, is because of my family and my friends. I want to thank my parents, Ceto and Phorcys, my two adorable sisters, Stheno and Eluryah, and…"
Shriek from offstage: "Those two little beaches drove me out of the house! I had to do something to make my way in the world!"
*Mac nervously clears his throat and continues*
"…and my adoring fans, everywhere! I also want to give a special thanks to the men in my life; Odysseus, Perseus, and Neptune, who have made the long days on the tour road a little more bearable…"
Shriek from offstage: "It’s a demmed good thing we could squeeze that king-sized bed into the tour bus!"
*Mac turns three shades of crimson, but struggles on*
*He looks up to see the director making the "hurry-up" sign and tapping on his watch.*
"And so, it is with great honor, that I accept this fine award for Med-u-sa!
*Mac sketches a hasty bow, grabs the award and hurries back stage, donning his mirrored shades as he goes*
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Thank you, Kendall!
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