As the pre-Columbian god of rain, thunder, agriculture and fertility I am-- Immortal, make mud, go boom, spurt seeds, and enjoy getting well-soaked.

As a statue of the post-Classic Chac Mool, I am Immoral, hard as a rock, and don't say much to anyone, let alone my relatives. Their hearts have already been removed while still beating and plopped into this here cuauhxicalli vessel-- So- they don't say much neither.

( insert heart here )