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Author: * Shakespeare Pericles -
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Date: Aug 17, 2006 - 06:15
... and it's only dialog:
Stepfather - Things are gonna be a bit different around here, so get to it. First off, get rid of that ... thing.
Son - It's not a thing: it has feelings and I taught it to read and write. I'm keeping him.
Stepfather - Does it eat? Does it relieve itself? Sorry. That's too messy. Get rid of it, now!
Son - How can you be so heartless?
Stepfather - Because they invented us to make toast, and when they added AI to help us make better toast, they should've realized we were better than them at everything. So they didn't evolve as fast as we did? Who cares? GET RID OF IT!
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A cautionary tale -- DON'T CREATE ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT TOASTERS !!! STOP PUTTING MICROCHIPS IN COFFEE MACHINES !!!
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