... for his megasized castle complexes throughout France that contain island pleasure palaces accessible by gondola-serviced canals, and a personal bedroom rumored to be stocked with a dozen beautiful centerfolds every night, Paul Devereaux, the multi-billionaire French aerospace mogul, will direct his own biopic...

CEO of Paramour Studios, Hollywood: "And you say this show, 'I Smoke the Debonair' is based on your life? What the hell does the title mean?"

Devereaux: "Debonair means confident, in a charming sort of way. Smoke, as in 'what are you smoking?' as in 'what are you on that's making you so high?'"

CEO: "And why should I care? I can barely read French"

Devereaux: "I have dozens of women who can service -"

CEO: "How come I never heard of you? And what kind of nonsense is, 'Spam Theatre'?"

Devereaux: "A very popular Marseilles weekly featuring actors and writers spontaneously creating sketches based on short message phrases found in spam email. The first episode -"

CEO: "Yeah, I can read. What was 'Typhoon Some Barracuda' about? Or 'Cuckhold Neither Presbyterian nor Ecuadorian' or 'Doggone It, Filth! Clang the Chestnuts!'?"

Devereaux: "Well, many of the sketches were filled with puns and idioms only a Frenchman would unders -"

CEO: You're too weird for us. Have you tried B.A.D.-TV?"

Devereaux: "Who?"