Mardy, you might be interested in knowing that in RL, my job is to play a Sicilian gangster at the restaurant I work at. I get to dress and act like a 1920s gangster.

Dude...I get to carry a tommy gun. Heh. In actuality, I'm the maitre'd/wine steward (of course, at our restaurant - "Capones' - I know, I know, Capone wasn't Siciliano, he was Napolitano, but MY character is Siciliano - I'm not referred to as the maitre'd, I'm the f****n' capo regime. But I digress).

I will confess to never having seen Brokeback Mountain (even though you supposedly get to see hottie Anne Hathaway's boobs - a MAJOR draw for moi). I have also never seen The Piano, nor just about any other "artistic" and/or "important" film. I'd MUCH rather watch things that explode and bare-chested women. Call me shallow. Call me uncultured. Call me uncouth. Just don't call me late for last call.