"Oh Gawbs! Will ye just take a look at us! Old gods actin' like young fools," she laughs and tosses another fistful of cake and whipped cream into the fray. "Ooooh me puir head. Let's gae home Biddy. I've had enough o' travellin and actin the fool fer one day." "One day is it now? I'll have ye know this Tom foolery's been goin on fer five days! I think it's about bolloxing time we headed back tae the Bruidean." Just then she notices the wee sidhe lass who was searching the four corners of the earth for her beloved seannachie. She's with a comely youth with bright red hair and blue eyes who looks as though he has a honey-tongue and could sweet talk his way into any girl's heart. "Would ye feast yer eyes on that Gawbs. I think Caoimhe's finally found her seannachie. And what a looker too!" "Bless me auld heart B, but I think ye have the right on it. Shall we ask them if they'd like tae come home with us?" "Indeed! I'll be right with ye. Just have tae wash off all this goop and throw on me clothes. Now if only we can escape this madhouse without gettin another drop o' food on us..." *** Brighid avatar by Shibori Murasaka