Alllriight! My “Sisters” have started . . .

Author: * FfiRaTa Khan - 4 Posts on this thread out of 12 Posts sitewide.
Date: Apr 24, 2006 - 23:15

. . . w/o me!

*Had to slip into something more wash & wear when I heard a food fight was in progress.*
Carrying her Super~Soaker from the 99¢ Store slung across her bod, strides into the fray.
“I've come here to chew bublegum & kick @$$. & I'm all outta bubblegum!”

Little do they suspect that my weapon is not loaded w/ H2O but with live chocolate~covered fire ants!
“Chicks & Chaps? DUCK! Mwah hah hah hah hah hah!!!
Now, that should really get things hoppin', or jumpin', or at the very least squirming!”

Slamming her choice of weapons onto the bartop, she sweetly suggests the barkeep serve her the usual.
“Darlin'? Vodka, please. No, leave the bottle & take the glass w/ ya when ya go.
& see that my crewe has plenty of refills of whatever they're downing!”

“Stop that man fleeing w/ purloined ammo! That big Norse~fellow w/ the food in helmet! Sir, ye can eat it, throw it, but foodies canna leave the premises untless it's as recycled matter! Food~fights are grand, but dunna think we're gonna crawl all over AW cleaning~up. Oh no! Unless, you're volunteering for that duty?”

>;~}