You oughta have seen the exorbitant prices those Vikings charged me to haul this fine load of brautwurst across the seas! Not to mention the native animals I had to try to tame to cart this across land. Those "deer" of yours aren't very dear, I'm afraid I turned most of them into "venison".

Why oh why do I press buttons that make me do things?

Mauguay? Agave? I'll have whatever's in stock.