.. at the Wacky Egypt thread since we don't have one yet?

The thread will start, promise, as soon as we have a Pharaoh 'cause there's no Egypt without one.
Think of it, Hatheputdatfut, you would have all Egypt at your feet... and would send your guards after that obnoxious tourist who dares walking around with... aaaargh! sneakers!
Now, if any of you Egyptians could suggest a title for that thread, that would be really helpful!