Has a marvelous view!

My thanks to Her Majesty, Semetaway, of (insert new micro nation name of your choice here) or INMNNOYCH for short.

Now if you will excuse me, I must return to my duties. The daily life of an ambassador of Tahiti is extremely busy. There's hunky pool boys to interview, meetings with French designers to design the perfect military uniforms not to mention the perfect dress for those formal occassions. (I'm looking for something off the shoulder in jewel tones which would play off my eyes quite nicely).

Oh yes, and there's designing the perfect drink to compliment the national dish - passionfruit cheesecake with a drizzle of chocolate on top.

p.s. we do welcome all pirate types providing they're cute and bathe....