Oi saw ole Robert the Keelhauler get all weepy eyed. Robert the Keelhauler was also th' ship's carpenter when he weren't keelhaulin' (that's bein' a limited job), and it came to me sudden like that he done carve th' mermaid what got blown to bits.

Robert the Keelhauler done gets one o' the cannon, whilst ole Mort be sayin' somethin' like "GET A MOVE ON", and plumps down some cannonjuice an' nails an' whatall, an' lets the ship in th' mist done have it.

Takes a nice 'ole in their forsail, Oi see, an' riggin' droppin like flies. Then, w' our men, we done starts movin' out. Gonna put some water 'tween us 'n them, Oi's 'oping.

Oi'm shootin' muskets an' 'avin' a grand ole time. Oi'm at sea, don't need no likker. Not yets, anyways.

Dan's doin' fine, glad Oi broughts 'im along!