I had that pesky panda all lined up in my sights as he chewed innocently on someones HTMLs, and just as i was about to squeeze the trigger on my shotgu... i mean my rocket launcher a little blue man popped up in front of me.

I was so startled by the appearence of this creature, that i lost my balance and tripped over backwards on my ca... i mean my ferocious cute and cuddly killer companion.

As i hit the ground on my back, the sho... rocket launcher went off and the... rocket flew into the air until it disappeared from sight. Then moments later there was an explosion in the sky!
I looked up to see that the moon now had a big hole in it that i could see from the ground down here on earth.

i thought to myself that the moon looked so funny with just the one hole in it like that, so i reloaded my... rocket launcher and fired several more times at the moon!

All this happened many years ago, and since then my creativity has become known as the, "man in the moon!"

So why is it you ask i didnt return home with Beo bai over my shoulder? well thats quite obvious, i had tried myself out of course!
*clears throat guiltily* uh hum... being creative is hard work after all! *trying to look sincere but with a nervous grin*