Well, here I am. My first day on the job. Ms. Marie has me cataloging her many cueniform tablets utilizing my cousin Dewey's decimal system. I think I'll start with the Creation Myth. That's as good a beginning as any. Ms. Marie is a tough bargainer. I get 10 sestertii a day and two free drinks at the Kash Bowl. I'm sure my mooching cousin, Apiladey, will try to hustle me out of one of those drinks.