Last time I entered the Islanders Club, I stumbled across a lovely blonde. Lightning must strike twice for me, since the first person I see is another lovely blonde. She is chatting with King Corwin, & I saddle up to them. I hear her jesting with the king about being knighted.

I chuckle quietly to myself about it, but not quietly enough apparently because the King turns to me and asks, "What's so funny about that?"

I can only reply "I for one would like to see your sword stay sheathed, My Lord." He looks at me confused until I point to Lady Louisa standing behind him. My chuckle becomes a full-blown laugh and I slap Corwin on the back in camaraderie. "Take if from me, there are somethings some women just don't understand."