Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub.
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed
in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it
out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT
IT OUT!!!!"



"Dance as if no one were watching.
Sing as if no one were listening.
And live every day as if it
were your last."