BAD TV?! What's this for a name. Those Americans, really, such ludicrous tastes *rolling her eyes*. But, if this is what it takes to make me famous, BAD TV it's gonna be! It's not as if I had found a better gig elsewhere anyway -for some absurd reason, they prefered Angelina Jolie to me for "Mr and Mrs Smith". Come on, she's only half as pretty as I am! I don't care what it takes, I can multi-task easily anyway, I'm a resourceful girl (you have to when you've been raised in Kyrgyzstan :\)

Do you have a vodka?