"Give them hell Tyr! Show them who is boss!"

I start to slam my tankard on the table and chant. "Tyr Tyr Tyr Tyr" and soon the whole room is full of chanting.

"Enough with the estrogen!!!!!" I scream. "We are going to take this tavern back!!!!! No more Kittens, no more warm and fuzzy moments! We are Germanians, we are warriors and we do not have time for these girl things! To battle men, let us feel the burning of our blood and sing tales of great battles! And while we are at it, NO MORE PETS!!!!!!!!!!!"