Shall we paint a funny face on Lescher while he is out of his senses and draped over the rafters? Intriguing! But maybe it will be funnier if we wait for him to be awake. But Lord Odovacar, sir, we could paint a funny face on you! This, of course, supposing our manly and kitten-loving princeling does not cleave you in two before that...

Uh, I did not quite catch the one about your parents... Mine were married too, I think. And raised me better than... well.. than the average Boar customer, let us say... which might not be a compliment for me, after all.