I am completely astonished at Aknehatate's actions! He has really gone to the dogs since I knew him. I take that back, I mean he has gone further down to the low dogs! *such a place?* I look around for a beer, "I would give anything for a honeycake" I whisper to no one in particular.

"Anything?" mutters Aknehate with a lecherous grin, just before the new lady bops him on the head with a wine carafe.

"Good job" I say to her smiling as he falls to the floor once again. "He needs to learn some manners."