Pardon me, is this the room for an argument *as hammer swings down on head*?

Belief or not/agnostic, athiest, believer, etcetera are all questions of "God" or "no God". That, in turn, implies [R]everence or irreverence. Fav chose ignostic, so I had to take a different point of view. The only things I believe in completely are death and taxes--so that means I must believe in something. I'm not an athiest, because I like to hedge my bets. I'm certainly not God, but I don't know it all--hmmm.... Therefore, all the good fighting corners are taken, thus, I must choose between [R]everance and irreverence. By the way, isn't it time for the penguin on your television to explode?