[Modestly] Studdeley is from the local llama outfit down the block. He's a breeder, I'm told, due to his magnificent form and his unquenchable energy to go for anything female that moves. He was also clocked at just under 30 mph at a 60 degree angle in the Rockies last week, so I believe I stand as good a chance as possible amidst the competition! I've already booked him a luxury passage aboard The Golden Phoenix (steerage, unfortunately, but I'm bringing along his favorite snack of coca leaves) and training as we speak!

Studdeley, the Aristocratic Breeding Llama