*hic*

You want to put a dress on me? Are you mad? Do you realize that I'm a veteran of the Gallic campaigns and that sort of thing? Don't you know that all of the other Romans would giggle and laugh at me and that sort of thing? Besides...I'm a manly sort of chap, really, and dressies don't go well on manly sorts of chaps. It simply doesn't do.

*guzzles some more kash*

*hic*

Honestly, the idea!

*hic*

*staggers into the chair*

I, um...

*hic*

I...

*hic*

What were we talking about again?

(Addisonius is rather intoxicated at the moment, and therefore, tragically, easy prey for unscrupulous females...)

*falls over*