Here is another original for Sumixam,
If you need poem phallic he'll fix'em,
And as for himself,
He'll get not pelf,
As the censors all cancel or Nix'em!

A lady heard of the man from Nantucket,
With Phallus large when he'd Pluck it,
Him she will seek,
To ask for a peek,
And if he would offer she'd untuck it!

Jonathan Dean aka Limericist!!