Tribune of the Plebs Marcus Equitius raced to the forum when he heard that Faustus was to announce his candidacy.

"You see people of Rome! Now we have the true reason for the efforts of Faustus Cornelius Sulla. His boundless ambition has caused perversions in everything we know and hold sacred. He would starve our troops of food, supplies and reinforcements to ensure only his political opponents defeat, and now he reverses the entire year's sacrosanct elected magistrates so HE can hold a higher office.

WHAT HAPPENED TO AEDILE FAUSTUS?!

Bahahah!"