I walk in and slap them down on the table. I see a comely Roman by the name of Porciae and I walk over to her and grab her around her waste and stick my tongue down her throat. Tastes like garum.

Yum.

I walk over to the barmaid, grab her nad stick my tongue down her throat. Tastes like lip gloss.

Yum.

I still have more change in my pocket.