"On monday he called on Corny
For on that day he was horny
On tuesday she asked Antoninus
To play him a trick,
Something to his prick.
It worked pretty well, for later he shrieked
Oh my gosh, it turned all thorny."

For starters Ant, they only have 5 lines. And they rhyme. Like this:

There once was a lass called Corny
who said "Antoninus I'm horny!
he shrieked "Is this a trick?"
"I got a small prick!"
"Something down there is thorny!"

Of course, as a Greek, I'm used to penning scurious verse...