Does ANY movie, even LOB, have better lines than these???

"Have I missed it? Have I missed the battle?"-Commodus to Aurelius
"You have missed the war."-Aurelius in reply

"The frost. . . sometimes it makes the blade stick."-Maximus

“Those giraffes you sold me. . . they won’t mate. They just walk around eating, and not mating. You sold me. . . queer giraffes. I want my money back.”-Proximo

"Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire?"-Gracchus to Commodus
"No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you shall."-Commodus in reply

"Why is he still alive?. . . . He shouldn't be alive. That vexes me. I'm terribly vexed."-Commodus