through the sea of bodies, approaching two exceedingly attractive females. It feels good to get away from Hel's door, even just for a few drinks. I hope that stupid snake I left in charge manages the job well enough. And I left the two dogs (well, my other two heads) outside. Maybe I should bring 'em in- teach some of these foreigners a lesson in how to treat women.

"Make way, make way!

(knocks over a rude Babylonian)

Greetings to you ladies. Cerberus here, brother of Hydra and the Chimera. Can I get you both a drink?"