Author: * Sankhkare Thutmose -
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Date: Oct 6, 2003 - 22:27
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Woo-hooooooo!! Hey, this is great! What a view! Wow. Three-hundred and sixty degrees of mountains, greenery, look! snow! o-o-o-oh, there's the lake. I love that lake. It's wider than the Nile during Inundation! Ah, there's the city again. And the mountains. And the lake again. And the city. And the mountains . . . hey, I'm starting to get dizzy here. Whoa! Really dizzy. How much longer does this . . . wah! is that the ground coming up to meet me that fast? Oh, Ra! I think I'm going to be sick! Osiris, if you get me out of this, I promise I'll bring offerings to your temple everyday for a year! Khen, why did I ever let you talk me into this? Oh, oh! Ow-w-w, my ankles are starting to hurt. My feet are getting numb. Hold on!!! There's the ground—no-o-o-ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! . . . ? ? ? . . . Okay, where is it? I didn't smack into—oh, there it is. Hey, I stopped! Is that all? Why is the ground still over my head? I'm hanging upside down here. Is somebody going to come get me down? Hello? Anybody? Heeeeeeeeee-eh . . . looooo-oh! I could use a little help here. The blood is rushing to my brain. Come on now . . . Khen-neteru, you stop laughing! You wait til I get my hands on you!
Ah, thank you, kind sir! No, I'm okay, I'm okay. It's alright. It wasn't as bad as it looked. It's just . . . for a minute there, I thought . . . you know what? I really enjoyed that. Hm-m-m-m. Hey, Khen! I'm going to do it again—and this time you're coming along, too! Mwah-ha-ha-haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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