The daring deeds of Bunny with a Broadsword.
I must take you back far back into the mists of time, so keep together and no talking, to a place not far from here, over there actually, where a brave and adventurous bunny lived.
I see you've all arrived safely so sit around in a circle and I'll start this wonderous tale. Refreshments will be brought around later.
It was to shouts of fear and panic that one wet and dismal morning Bunny with a broadsword leapt from her burrow, all around was chaos as men with great beards and shaggy heads stamped around the village waving firey torches and women with arms like tree-trunks chased them.
"Come back here and light my fire, you lazy lummucks." yelled one dainty maid after a retreating warrior.
Bunny with a Broadsword could see that things could turn nasty if she didn't act quickly, so she put out a paw and tripped up the warrior, whilst he rolled around stunned on the ground she darted in and lit a faggot from his torch and bounded back to the distressed woman.
"You've saved breakfast." said the maid heaving a huge cauldron onto the now flickering fire, "now what to eat? Hmmmmm rabbit might be nice."
Quick as a flash bunny bounded her broadsword cutting through the tie holding up the womans briggs so that instead of reaching for the rabbit to put into the pot she snatched to the ground to retreave her modesty and Bunny made her escape yelling,
"Wait for me boys, I'll just get my torch and join you in the next field for the footie."
And a great game it was too, even the rabbit getting 143 goals and so it was Bunny with a Broadsword kicked her way into the hearts of the villagers.
Well that's your lot for now, you can deposit your coins in the hat...... NO I HAVEN'T GOT A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM CONE HERE HAVE A TURNIP.