Wandering through the hoards of willing bidders looking myself for a willing slave girl I stop and ask myself, "Now what would I do with a slave girl if I had one?"

*Thinking to myself*
Lets see, first I would have her take off her clothes...and bake me a pie!! Then I could have her scrub the floor to my cell, as well as polish the rivets and bars. Then I might make her heft large stones to the courtyard for my pleasure, to see her work. It all sounds like so much fun.

Looking over the list of prospective slaves, I see what their talents truly are. "Let's see, gardener, Not a gardener, Herbalist, Circus!!! (Now that sounds interesting)

Tobius seems to be able to work with what I got, so I ask first up, "How much for a Fountain Goddess?"

"Ahh, a Maria Marius. Good choice. This model has all the perk's to it, cruise control, power steering and positraction. very good choice indeed. You let her go on an open road and see if you can catch her." He picked his teeth shamelessly with a business card.

"Hmm, I don't know about that. What about something in a Luxury model?" I ask, innocently enough.

"Well, our luxury model is going to be everything, including the flaming red hair to boot." He walks over to a covered Goddess and tears off her veil as she retaliates with a chainsaw revving and cuts his two smallest fingers off.

"Welllll, I don't know if I want to go that high, besides, that one seems to be High maitenence. Anything else?"

He grumbles and leads me to a garden maze to a slave harvesting a sweet smelling herb.

"This one is of good working order, not too much maitenance, for she will fend for herself in her garden, as well as spend most of her time there. SHe also produces a magic herb, known to set men off into a feeling of Godliness. I could work you a deal on her."

"I'll take her! How much?"