Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, Seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.


Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks
Replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area.


Galway man, 50, in desperate need of sex. Anything considered.


Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the morning.


Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by long-time fiancée Seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this Cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

Ginger-haired Galwegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.


Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,
Writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks Mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like Little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential.


Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will
Include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters.


Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the Arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with big chest.


Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering cats in Cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.


Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition At Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!


Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.


Optimistic Mayo man 35, seeks blonde 20 year old double-jointed
Supermodel who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.

AncientWorlds Cybergoddess Louisiana good time good ol' gal going by cockney game of Buff Jerky visiting London, April, seeks suave tall dark & handsome Scottish gent skilled in hacking, flaming, & spamming, for 3-way with NYC based cyber mechanic for a rory good time in Islington love nest. Serious replies only, no Cons or goats.