Just a bunch of beered-up barbarians and one crazy Celt. They stopped by to hassle some of the patrons and try to snitch some loot. Apil pulled a quick switch on them at the last minute and we'll not be worried about where to dump last month's cleanings from the ostrich pens.

When they still seemed reluctant to wend their merry way elsewhere, Kashette showed the stuff she's made of. I think Herger will remember her "smile" to his dieing day!

Actually, if all hell had really broken loose, there would be little left of the KB but some ash and soot. Hell, as you may recall, is rather thermically active. When it really does break loose, anyone or anything nearby is automatically toast!

We did have a bit of a scare when someone fed the Barbs a lot of beans. No one thought to add the requisite pinch of ginger root, and we seemed to be fresh out of "Beano". They ate and ate and the end result was inevitable. I believe Herger has been invited to lead the "Mother's March Against TF", (Terminal Flatulence). So, if things still look a little green and smell a bit ripe, you now know the reason. A few more days with Caily's fans and we should have things cleared out.