hello, allow me to introduce myself. i am myzerri. and as the name implies, i like pain, sorrow, and terror. *dark chuckle* so, naturally, this fine group attracted my interest. you seem to be the type of people i enjoy being around.

so, with the pathetic tradition of politeness out of the way, let me get to the point. great empresses, i have... gifts... to humbly present. however, i cannot give them just yet as the lame confines of the internet are being... lame.

so, i beg your worthiness' to have pity and mercy on me, a lowly nothing. your gifts are ready and shall be presented at the soonest possible moment.

humbly thine, myzerri macroth