"Now I know what you're thinking. "Always read the Terms of Use!" So I totally did. But then I bought him anyway. Now it seems there is a misunderstanding with the proprietor."

{Seshat mumbles something in background}

"What do you mean they are intended for use as an avatar? Well I just read intended for use and figured that was all I needed to know. "

{Seshat grumbles something else}

"But I was going to use him for a couple of things, like clean my pipes. "

{Silence. Then loud unintelligible grumbling}

"Well for crying out loud, what are you, the avatar molestation police? I would totally give him a bath afterwards!"