Good day and good health to you, gentlemen!

I like that story you just told, but I see you don't expect us to take you seriously. May I add my two sestertii's worth here?

The strange sightings during the lunar eclipse can't all be dismissed as optical illusions. The one concerning Cerberus, at least, deserves closer examination. Too many people say they actually saw him or heard his weird howling. Research is my line of work. I believe there are three points that need to be investigated as soon as possible.

• First, a number of people believe they saw Cerberus. That much is a fact. We need to find out who exactly believe they saw him, and if possible where and when.
• Second, what did they see that made them believe it was Cerberus ? Three heads ? Red eyes ? What ?
• Last, it is clear that no one claims to have seen him since the eclipse. Whether or not it was him, we need to discover where the animal has gone. Who was the last person to see him ? That person should be interrogated, and a search party organized to find the beast, whatever it was.