DANGEROUS COLD WEATHER APPROACHING Readers advised to stay calm as dangerous weather threatens SkyEyes and Wee Saw tonight. Predictions say below zero temperatures tonight combined with high winds will drop wind chills to 30º below zero. The high temperature tomorrow will reach no more than 5ºabove. "I spent a lot of time today washing sheets and making up the bed", said SkyEyes. "I ususally don't use sheets or blankets or anything just roll up in a quilt on top the bed and go to sleep. Tonight it looks like Wee Saw and I are going to need some extra warmth." "I must admit, once in a while he's right. It looks as if I shall be sleeping under the blankets tonight. I don't often do that but sometimes extremes are called for. I usually sleep with the back half under and the front half out. Tonight it's just the nose that's sticking out of the covers and if it gets bad enough, that's under too." SkyEyes To Serve Hot Chili For Dinner "It's the only sensible thing to make on a night like this. " SkyEyes is cooking up a big pot of fiery hot chili to serve for dinner tonight. It's made with lots of special spices and herbs and has been bubbling on the back of the stove for a long time now. He serves it with an hors d'oeuvre of tamales in hot salsa and big glasses of red wine. After dinner there is peach brandy to keep everything nice and hot inside. Then, it's off to bed with the clean sheets, a thermal blanket, a matlesse coverlet and a big thick eider down comforter along with a warm furry cat. That always works. Plan Ahead For A Warm Day Saturday With temperatures not expected to rise above 5º Tomorrow it is a good idea to stay home and keep warm . SkyEyes says he's planning to stay home and clean the oven at one end of the house while doing laundry at the other. Good thinking SkyEyes; the oven will be overheatng in the front of the house while the dryer will be warming up the other end! Multitasking! That's so contemporary