*steps forward to the epulones' table and smiles to his cousin*


"Don't look so anxious, cousin! It's just the quiz, you remember? The quiz you have asked me to set up?" An unexpected hiccup turns all his efforts to appear dignified to nothing more than a nice try, and his cousin Marcus sighs in exasperation. "I hope it's not too ridiculous...?" "Noooo", Spurius reassures his cousin. "No." "Very well", sighs cousin Marcus. "We shall offer it to our guests." Spurius smiles and unfurls the scroll and clears his throat:


Dears, for your entertainment:



The Celestial Saturn Quiz