Greetings! Do you wish to have your toga washed? We charge at competetive rates - four sestertii for one tunic, and a better clean than you could manage with just water from the fountain!

Please feel free to relieve yourself at the vessel just at the shop front. Yes, we do get piss from the public latrines but we never have enough - we need all the piss we can get! Don't disturb the slaves, they need to continue treading on the cloth.

This place stinks, you say? Of course it does! We need to use urine to clean the cloth, there's no better way of doing it. We do try to use the best urine available, but camel urine is pretty rare around here and so we don't have much choice but to use horse and human urine. But they are still very effective. We also bleach and finish new woven cloth.

And no, we don't just use urine. We also use creta fullonia to scour muck and grime from the cloth. Generally we use the finest Sardinian earth available. And, just to make sure your clothes are in excellent condition, we brush the wool with hedgehog skin and thistle and then whiten it with brimstone and cimolian.